Vincent: Cool? Hmm... I guess that's just how I am, sorry. (BACKFLIPS AWAY)

I SAID 'COLD', VINCENT, NOT 'COOL'.

Squeem and I laughed SO HARD.

Cid tickling the chocobo is also amazing!!!

I would really, really love to read your FFVII fanfic, but I also am never quite sure what I want out of FFVII fanfic because the game doesn't leave me wanting a whole lot. Except for like, ridiculous team stuff with betting on chocobo races. And being in chocobo races. And the Last of Us AU where Zack and Cloud are travelling together?

Also I really want Tifa/Rude fanfic. And I am sure you have read it already but just in case you haven't, Thorne's How To Succeed In Sexual Blackmail Without Really Trying is fantastic. I feel like there is probably a shitload of really good FFVII fanfic out there that I would enjoy but I am little scared to dip my feet in the pool.

I still haven't watched Advent Children either! If only we could watch it together. I feel like it would be best experienced in a group for mockery purposes.

There's a bit where Reeve gets shot, but then it turns out that it is not in fact Reeve but a robotic replica of Reeve, who is being controlled by Cait Sith, who is being controlled by Reeve. I couldn't really cope with that.

I am like crying with laughter at this, ohhhhhh