"So I was going to get a sensible night's sleep, but I had some tea, so I was too wired, and around midnight I decided to light a candle and stay up reading, only candles are hard to light, so I decided to use my gun, luckily checking it for bullets, and long story short, everything ended up on fire, and I ended up awake until 5 am reading and smoking in bed, because clearly there hasn't been enough fire. My big mistake of the night? Drinking a cup of tea before bed!"
I would watch the hell out of that sitcom, even as it spiraled into the recursive spiral of Hamilton's hundred-page pamphlets about how Burr needed to stop using his gun to destroy Hamilton's hundred-page pamphlets about how Burr needed to stop using his gun to destroy Hamilton's hundred-page pamphlets...
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"So I was going to get a sensible night's sleep, but I had some tea, so I was too wired, and around midnight I decided to light a candle and stay up reading, only candles are hard to light, so I decided to use my gun, luckily checking it for bullets, and long story short, everything ended up on fire, and I ended up awake until 5 am reading and smoking in bed, because clearly there hasn't been enough fire. My big mistake of the night? Drinking a cup of tea before bed!"
I would watch the hell out of that sitcom, even as it spiraled into the recursive spiral of Hamilton's hundred-page pamphlets about how Burr needed to stop using his gun to destroy Hamilton's hundred-page pamphlets about how Burr needed to stop using his gun to destroy Hamilton's hundred-page pamphlets...