Pokémon had that tower that was haunted by the ghost of the Marowak that Team Rocket killed. WE'RE HALFWAY TO SILENT HILL ALREADY.

If the BBC cancels Top Gear forever and ever by some fluke, I think they'll have about 100 million very angry people on their doorstep, handcuffing themselves to the doors with fluffy leopardskin handcuffs!

Hey, that makes it into a win-win situation! Either Top Gear is untouched, or I get to take part in the best protest ever!