Ahahaha, yes, I definitely wrote at least three fics about Jeremy Clarkson banging cars. Whoops. On one occasion the car was Richard Hammond.

I think the character who's most into the car is actually Cindy, the mechanic who works on it, and I don't think she'd be unprofessional enough to bang a car that didn't belong to her, which is a bit of an obstruction to person/car fic in this fandom.

I hope you get the chance to play this game some day!