In the third episode he sees a tractor somewhere and calls it "handsome". Seriously. Maybe I'm just slightly too focused on the man/mode of transport side of things, but it was blatant.

And also: mystical cosmic penis energy. *sporfles* I need to make some screencaps of that because there has got to be someone around who wants to make icons with 'mystical cosmic penis energy IN ACTION' on it. I mean, wouldn't you want an icon like that?

I now remember an article saying Top Gear was testing tractors next series. IT WILL BE HILARIOUS.