ext_17670 ([identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] rionaleonhart 2007-01-11 04:22 pm (UTC)

Jack and the puppy! Aww!

And I would like to say that I wasn't traumatised by House/Wilson, traumatising me would involve ridiculous declarations of love, single tears and red lacy knickers.

I am glad you are already seeing Jack O'Neill's intergalactic flirting hussiness.

"The Top Gear team as Stargate agents."

Clarkson would be the leader, Hammond would be his overly eager second-in-command and May would be the long-suffering non-Air Force sciency bloke.

"Kree!"
"What? May, you're the scientics, what did he say?"
"My area of expertise is aerodynamics, not foreign languages, but if you must know, he just told you to shut up and obey."
"I'm not obeying someone who got dressed in the dark!"
"Well, Hammond, we can't all have your fashion consciousness."
"Kneel before your god!"
"I'm sorry, I already worship Roger Daltrey."
"Is he a Tau'ri like you?"
"What's a - "
"Person from Earth, Clarkson, I thought you knew that by now."
"Yes, yes, he is. Except he's better than I am, obviously."
"Then we will go to your planet, kill this Roger Daltrey god of yours and enslave your people."
"Well done, Jeremy, you've just started an intergalactic war."
"That's Colonel Clarkson to you, shorty."

Also, does knowing about Stargate make you enjoy my Stargate/Top Gear crossover (http://dracothelizard.livejournal.com/307849.html) in whole new ways?

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