The janitor: no, God no. Unless he disguised himself as Carla somehow.

That's amazing, and I want that now!

Weirdly, kissing Turk doesn’t immediately fix whatever’s going on in his head.

What a surprising development! Kissing your best friend's wife doesn't magically become not weird if you also kiss your best friend!

“We need our JD,” Carla says.

Aw!

Turk looks uncomfortable. “I mean, not the same way. Not since the cafeteria thing.”

DELIGHTFULLY FRAUGHT WITH IMPLICATIONS, THAT SENTENCE!

“Back in college,” Turk says. “I said it was fine for him to listen to me gettin’ it on if he didn’t have a girlfriend and he needed something to get him off.”

Is that actually from the show, or are you just incredibly good at coming up with plausible-sounding things?

“We’d live together,” Carla says. “We’d cook and eat together. We’d talk. We’d support each other. We’d do life admin. Sometimes we’d cuddle on the couch.”

“We already do all of those things,” JD points out.

“Yeah, we’d make out,” Turk says.

“Awesome,” JD whispers.

This is the best scene!

JD’s in the middle of moaning Turk’s name when the door to the on-call room flies open, and all three of them freeze. He really hopes it’s not the Todd again.

It’s Dr Cox. JD quickly rearranges himself on the bed, making sure the better-looking of his nipples is the one on display, before he registers that Dr Cox has his hand over his eyes.

Never mind, THIS is the best scene!

I can’t say I’m surprised that you and Belinda are getting it on, but you’ve put me in the position of being morally obliged to tell your other wife,

This is incredibly Dr. Cox!