rionaleonhart: okami: amaterasu is startled. (NOT SO FAST)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote 2020-02-26 11:41 am (UTC)

That seems impractically large.

I told [archiveofourown.org profile] th_esaurus what Rei had said, and everything just got worse.

RD: Is she implying the stick length is the same depth as his anus
Riona: ??? I don't think so? I don't think the suggestion is 'craft a custom dildo for use on James'.
RD: It absolutely is the suggestion.
Riona: It's presumably 'craft a custom dildo to replicate the sensation of James ramming his nail board inside you'.
RD: Oh god

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR BEING HORNY! NOW IS THE TIME FOR BATTLING THE MONSTERS OF YOUR OWN GUILT! IF YOU TRY TO COMBINE THE TWO IT JUST GETS UPSETTINGLY WEIRD!

ALL THE MONSTERS OF HIS OWN GUILT ARE SO SEXY AND IT'S EXTREMELY TROUBLING. (I was going to say 'apart from Pyramid Head', but the three most kudosed Silent Hill fics on AO3, excluding crossovers, are all explicit fics in which You, The Reader bang Pyramid Head, so apparently Pyramid Head is also considered very sexy.)

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