I Never Told You About My Vegetarianism, Did I?

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, good Lord, that was lovely. Hammond tried to push May into the alligator-infested river! May's car kept getting knocked! Hammond and Clarkson sabotaged May's air conditioning and they were giggling and it was absolutely adorable. Also, I was genuinely terrified during the Alabama bit, even though I knew that they obviously had to get out alive. I was very nearly yelling 'GET OUT OF THERE, GET OUT OF THERE THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU' at the screen. (The cameramen ran away, and it was horrible seeing how serious and actually scary what had originally seemed just to be an entertaining challenge became. Jeremy was jokingly saying 'You have killed your friend with that' when they'd just painted the slogans on, and then, suddenly, they were actually in danger and it was horrible.)

Clarkson falling in love with his car was adorable and I loved it.

And May ran over their supper, and Hammond looks worryingly good in a cowboy hat, and Clarkson rescued a tortoise, which was just the most adorable thing in the world (HA HA, CLARKSON, YOUR SECRET LOVELINESS IS SHOWING THROUGH).