Everyone in the dorms is waiting around for the end of humanity, the only ones who know about it, and I can't believe it's only just occurred to me that this is the perfect setup for fanfiction where everyone sadly bangs.

Ooh, yes!

'As long as there are people left in the world, no one can truly be alone' is a rather lovely sentiment from this nameless NPC.

Aw, Nameless NPC! You're the best!

Everyone keeps telling me I look ill even though I had a great piss.

I'm guessing the game mechanics connect health and pissing?

WAIT, DID HE DIE, DID HE DIE JUST BEFORE BEING REUNITED WITH THE FRIENDS WHO NEWLY GOT BACK THEIR MEMORIES TOGETHER, THAT'S INCREDIBLY UPSETTING

That is extremely distressing!