I came across an 'open the gate' puzzle and refused to go through with it because I felt so weird about breaking into someone's back garden for no good reason. Which is a bit of a shame, because I suspect from Alex's 'somewhere there's a dog I need to pet' when I examined the nearby paw prints that I missed out on some dog petting.

Oh no! A virtual dog is going unpet! Maybe virtual people will pet it.

Ryan's so traumatised. I can't wait to make out with him.

I love this response!

Ryan's drowning in guilt that's inescapably tied to Alex; Alex is struggling to cope with a tragedy that's inescapably tied to Ryan; what, am I supposed to not make them kiss?

That would be ridiculous!