Lou went 'what's delicious? challenging objectification!', burnt a skin mag, added popping candy and served it to Alex in a dustpan.

Alex, afterwards: 'I've eaten a lot of things on this programme, and this was the worst thing I've ever eaten. The popping candy was lovely, but it had a lot of burnt porn.'

(Her first thought was human ashes ('An enemy. That would be delicious for him. Who are his main three enemies that are dead?'), so, if it's any consolation, Alex, it could have been worse.)