rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (NOOOOOOOOO)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote 2022-08-28 12:04 pm (UTC)

If I do well at deciphering someone's dreams in the game or raising my eyeball tamagotchi, I'm rewarded with several hundred eyeballs, which I can use as currency to buy clothes for my AI eyeball.

Date discovered a porn magazine when he was in third grade. While he was flicking through it, he was bitten by a venomous snake and passed out.

Date: They found me out there the next morning. I was on the verge of death for three days and three nights, but I managed to pull through. And that is how I acquired my porno mag powers.
Ryuki: You mean it was a side effect from the snake venom...?
Date: No... it was more of a mental thing. I had a near-death experience immediately after experiencing a porno mag for the first time! As a result, Eros and Thanatos inside me... Libido and Destrudo... they merged together in total harmony. In other words, I've come to be acutely aware of death whenever I get aroused. To put it in even simpler terms... I'm pushed to the verge of death whenever I see a porno mag. You know how humans can exert tremendous power in life-or-death situations? It's because the adrenaline triggers a fight-or-flight response. The same thing happens when I see a porno mag.

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