Oh, I expect it must be alarming... hey! Now you know how Clarkson or Hammond or May might feel! Aww... oh dear. I'm very sorry. I would probably be even more awkward, frankly. I would just gaze at him, only he would be me, and er... so I'd be gazing at me, which would be odd... oh, dear.

But you knew that, because I have already laughed about it in the fic! Oh, dear, I am inadvertently plagiarising myself... (Ah, blushing easily is not as bad as crying happy tears easily...) Hooray, I made someone laugh! (Double hooray, the ellipsis have stopped!) (THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY MOCKING YOU BECAUSE THEY LIKE YOU.)