*howls* Oh, no, Clarkson would be horrible at being a teenage girl, wouldn't he? He'd probably say 'oh, yeah, I, er, really love the Backstreet Boys' and then the family would want to take him to a doctor.

And I bet TG likes Riona more than Clarkson!

Also, technically, 'Clarkson' and Hammond just kidnapped Riona, in a way.

And do I want to know what Harriet is thinking?