(It's Dumbledore. I saw a Harry Potter fic summary reading 'Albus runs away from his heart to Paris but his heart follows him' and scribbled a quick illustration for, er, very good reasons I am sure.)

Hee! Hogglesbrook is a wonderful name, and I immediately went to look it up upon reading it and was very upset to find that it didn't exist.

Oh, I love it when Jeremy is being innuendo-y. And yay, Top Gear Dog likes me!

"Has there been another bodyswap? Am I talking to Top Gear Dog?"

Seriously, how can you say you can't write May? You are fantastic at writing him. And, for some reason, I absolutely love that he says it 'suspiciously'.

Oh, dear. I am so horrifically bad with telephones, as you've captured horribly well here.

'Jeremy mimed eating copious amounts of food' made me burst out laughing, and I don't know why.

Jeremy attempted to mime petrol. The gesture came out alarmingly lewd.

This whole thing is hilarious. Ha!

'Hogglesbrook' somehow sounds exactly like the sort of town James would spend his holidays. IT SHOULD EXIST. WHY DOESN'T IT EXIST?

(I was completely fooled and totally thought that 'FindMe' was a real service, by the way.)