Oh, I think I may have fallen in love with Hogglesbrook. (And 'twisting and turning in the manner that Clarkson imagined his fingers would be twisting and turning through Hammond's hair later' - eeee!)

"You won't be doing anything after!" cried Hammond, aghast.

Hee hee hee! Oh, poor Hammond.

Awww, Top Gear Dog trying to comfort Richard. She is so very lovely.

I adore 'an entirely evil grin that had no good intentions whatsoever'. Hee!