"Hang on," said Redhaired-boy, "the girl being called Jeremy I could just about cope with, but he's called Harriet as well? Where on Earth do you people come from?"

Ahahaha! The confusion is wonderful.

Oh, Ron, you are hopeless.

No-one would watch if it was just you and May skipping about and talking about Graham Norton's arse and your hair and how completely bloody boring the pair of you are.

Hee! I might, but it's true that it just wouldn't be the same without Clarkson.

Hermione trailed off and pointed an accusing finger at Harriet. "You! You're a death eater! I should have known! Your eyes look evil-"
"Hey!" Jeremy cried indignantly, cutting her off. "I happen to think I have very friendly eyes!"
"I wasn't talking to you, you idiot, I was talking to him!" snapped Hermione.

THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD THING EVER AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH.