John McClane called me out mercilessly and I'm still reeling.

Congratulations to your mum on getting your dad to eat tofu! Rei performed similar magic for me with courgettes; I never liked them before Rei sliced them into thin strips, fried them in olive oil and added pesto, cream and parmesan to make a pasta sauce, and now it's a meal I'll make at every opportunity.

I predict you won't write any fanfic for The Traitors for the rest of the year.

I appreciate your three days' worth of faith in me.