I'd had very brief exchanges with my housemate's boss before - he occasionally dropped baked goods off at our house when we lived closer to the office, so I'd answer the door to him and say thanks - but this was the first time I'd spent any time with him socially, and 'Stacy's Mom' was the first song of the session. Wait, this is a weird way to introduce myself to my housemate's boss, I thought, but the microphone was in my hands and it was already too late.

(He sang 'Touch-a-Touch-a-Touch-a-Touch Me' from the Rocky Horror Picture Show later on, which helped to rebalance things a bit.)

Can't believe she expected me to have taste when she'd heard my karaoke picks.