She really is writing it! It is absolutely amazing (but, er, probably hellishly confusing if you are not familiar with all five fandoms. It contains such glorious sentences as "Look, it's just a cross-town run; who can get from Rosewater Park to the Lake Side Amusement Park the fastest: James in his balloon, James in his ambulance, or you in your Porsche. Take James with you, will you?").