I apologise sincerely for my freakish lateness and complete lack of anything valuable to say.

Um, I offer my deepest sympathies; automated voices generally suck.

Also, this is a sign that I should never, ever make a voice post, not that having an incredibly stupid voice hadn't dissuaded me enough; however, I was considering making a fake and pointless journal just to see how stupid exactly I sound, but that would have been silly.

I have no idea why they would call it a pound key, given that it in no way resembles the pound sign.