These are ALL INCREDIBLE. I was going to list favourites and then realised I had too many favourites, but I have to give special mention to 'Relationship already existed and one party very definitely didn't ask the other before stabbing him in the leg and having sex with the hole' for making me snort aloud.

I love 'sometimes it's even theoretically consensual', too. And 'While one of them is a giant bug' is a magnificent plot twist.

'Blows a stranger to avoid having gay feelings about the man he is literally stalking' is a contender for my favourite overall.