I barely even glanced at the other options. Just went straight for the 'any chance I could be fucked by the entire garrison?' one. Very embarrassing.

'Any skills that might be useful for your time in the army?'
'I could absolutely star in a barracks-based porno.'
'This isn't that sort of game, but don't think I didn't notice that you went straight for the porno answer.'

It feels weird to use the first person here! Distinguishing the protagonist and the player can be tricky when talking about videogames, particularly if the protagonist doesn't have a canonical name.