'I'm looking for a group of millennials with interesting hair.'

Narrow it down a bit, Riona!

Livin' On A Prayer is a classic, but I feel you have to be pre-drunk to take it on.

I turned and saw that all the people in the room had turned on their phone torches and were waving them in time to the music.

AWWWW!

Every time this song gets a disparaging comment, I'm just going to perform it again, louder.

That's the spirit (I hate that song. Sing it louder!)

'I'm going to murder you,' Rei informed me, as I handed them the microphone

That's friendship!