I completely and thoroughly agree, and I've only seen about fourteen minutes of the show collectively. Amanda Holden is one of the most adorable people out there (I much prefer her to all our Paula-figures), and at the very least someone should write a fic where all three go out and get completely hammered in celebration for it all being over and then they all have sex.

Obviously, we need all the shiny imports to get here, stat. For example, why the hell don't we get Eurovision? It seems like the perfect entertainment for American audiences. There's enough shiny there to keep us all distracted for months.