I'm going to say that he and Nearly Headless Nick had a SECRET AFFAIR, and Nick was (mostly) executed for corrupting a monk. And then the Fat Friar died of heartbreak. WELL, JKR NEVER SAID THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, DID SHE?
YOUR THEORIES ARE THE BEST EVER.
I thought they were taking Phineas to spy for them, too! And then Hermione said that it was to stop him spying on them and I went NOOOOOO, DON'T JUST KEEP PHINEAS IMPRISONED IN YOUR BAG, HE IS AWESOME AND THE FACT THAT HE IS SARCASTIC DOESN'T MAKE HIM EVIL!
You are ruining a great work of art ♥ I grow weary of contradiction ♥
OH MY GOD YES EXACTLY HE IS AMAZING.
And the Slytherins trick the portrait into giving them the password with their CUNNING SLYNESS.
Ahahaha, that would be brilliant! As is 'And the Hufflepuffs are kind to the portrait and talk to it and so are just given the password. I'm guessing Zacharias Smith gets trapped outside a lot and has to force people to give him the password.' OH MY GOD, I HAVE MISSED YOUR COMMENTS SO MUCH. You are wonderful!
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YOUR THEORIES ARE THE BEST EVER.
I thought they were taking Phineas to spy for them, too! And then Hermione said that it was to stop him spying on them and I went NOOOOOO, DON'T JUST KEEP PHINEAS IMPRISONED IN YOUR BAG, HE IS AWESOME AND THE FACT THAT HE IS SARCASTIC DOESN'T MAKE HIM EVIL!
You are ruining a great work of art ♥ I grow weary of contradiction ♥
OH MY GOD YES EXACTLY HE IS AMAZING.
And the Slytherins trick the portrait into giving them the password with their CUNNING SLYNESS.
Ahahaha, that would be brilliant! As is 'And the Hufflepuffs are kind to the portrait and talk to it and so are just given the password. I'm guessing Zacharias Smith gets trapped outside a lot and has to force people to give him the password.' OH MY GOD, I HAVE MISSED YOUR COMMENTS SO MUCH. You are wonderful!