Actually, that's exactly what I do for the allcaps sentences myself. It's weird; I found myself thinking that I always used right-middle-ring for Shift, but then I started to write an allcaps sentence to prove a point and... left little finger. How weird, I thought. Maybe there is hope for weird British keyboards after all.

But you'd have to be trained into it. Don't cry for me, Riona. I'm already dead.