It's just - I - oh, dear. I did once swear that I wouldn't write Top Gear angst, because I watch Top Gear for the fun and the friendship and the ridiculousness, but after crossing it over with Silent Hill and flinging James into a universe in which nobody recognises him I suspect I may have sort of broken that resolution already. And it could be really interesting.

If only I had the first idea of how to go about writing it. Bloody writer's block.