A Futurist Bed Just Masking An Ascertainable Gnu. Growl.

[rionaleonhart]

My lack of posting for the past few days can be blamed on panic over an essay and a test, both for today and both now finished. GLORIOUS FREEDOM. I'm not terribly happy with the essay, but the test (although I did run out of time on the last question) went better than I was expecting, and I genuinely believe that this can be attributed entirely to my receiving the following e-mail from th_esaurus this morning:

HAY RIONA HAY HAY HAY
YOU HAVE GOT AN EXAM TODAY!
IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALL FINE
JUST REMEMBER TO GO ON TIME!
WEAR A SMILE, NOT A FROWN
GET THOSE ANSWERS WRITTEN DOWN!
MODERN ENGLISH IS A BLAST
TXT SPEAK, LOLCATS, IDIOMS PAST


IF YOU GET STUCK (UNLIKELY ANYWAY)
JUST WRITE ABOUT THE HOMOGAY!

I love my friends so much.

You know 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' and 'Talk Like a Hypello Day' and 'Talk in Al Bhed Day', which I've never heard of but which probably exists? Why isn't there a 'Talk in Rhyming Couplets' day? Actually, scratch that: why don't we just talk in rhyming couplets all the time?

(For those curious, the title of this entry is an anagram of 'Because Talking In Anagrams Would Just Be Frustrating'. SEE HOW PRODUCTIVELY I SPEND MY TIME WHEN I HAVE FINISHED MY WORK.)

Comments

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

We should declare Talk in Rhyme Day!"
On topgearslash; and have lots of rhyming gay
Stories about the Top Gear hosts
All being turned into wacky rhyming ghosts.

Okay, that was truly terrible.
What's worse is that I'm ending this line with, "Bibble!"

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

No! Not rhyming couplets! I already had to write those for Sinterklaas! Oh, you rest of the world has it so easy with your Santa Claus that doesn't demand you write poems for the person you're giving a gift too.

YAY FINISHED EXAMS AND TESTS.

Does this mean there will be Richard/Oliver?

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

YAY I'm glad you got it before your essay. I hope you felt the Spirit of RD guiding you as you frantically scribbled down a few thousand words.

[extreme-queen.livejournal.com]

Well done, on being done with the work-hope you get the chance to relax and chill out for a bit now.

[rhosyndu.livejournal.com]

As Manager Comes- Fun!
Data Births: Hot Tun!

[Anagrams confuse me,
but that is not hard.]

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

TALK LIKE A HYPELLO/AL BHED DAY?

AWESOME

also best song ever ♥ esp the last line.

[emeriin.livejournal.com]

I won't be getting real freedom until late July (and all that fic is piling up and tempting me and becoming sick, twisted, monster bunnies) so enjoy it while you can. :D

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Still you know, I can't really say
I've heard of a "Talk Like A Hypello Day"
And really, I wonder, how would people show
to others, of who Hypellos they don't know?
Couplets, now, couplets are easy to see
From just typing here I've already done three
A day where rhyming talk is all one can hear
is the day those book-haters all cower in fear!
So you know, this may be quite a good scheme
we could even form a rhyming-couplet team!

(And of course, I simply have to add in a zombie rhyme
XD once the undead are in a couplet they're with you all the time.)