A Futurist Bed Just Masking An Ascertainable Gnu. Growl.

[rionaleonhart]

My lack of posting for the past few days can be blamed on panic over an essay and a test, both for today and both now finished. GLORIOUS FREEDOM. I'm not terribly happy with the essay, but the test (although I did run out of time on the last question) went better than I was expecting, and I genuinely believe that this can be attributed entirely to my receiving the following e-mail from th_esaurus this morning:

HAY RIONA HAY HAY HAY
YOU HAVE GOT AN EXAM TODAY!
IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALL FINE
JUST REMEMBER TO GO ON TIME!
WEAR A SMILE, NOT A FROWN
GET THOSE ANSWERS WRITTEN DOWN!
MODERN ENGLISH IS A BLAST
TXT SPEAK, LOLCATS, IDIOMS PAST


IF YOU GET STUCK (UNLIKELY ANYWAY)
JUST WRITE ABOUT THE HOMOGAY!

I love my friends so much.

You know 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' and 'Talk Like a Hypello Day' and 'Talk in Al Bhed Day', which I've never heard of but which probably exists? Why isn't there a 'Talk in Rhyming Couplets' day? Actually, scratch that: why don't we just talk in rhyming couplets all the time?

(For those curious, the title of this entry is an anagram of 'Because Talking In Anagrams Would Just Be Frustrating'. SEE HOW PRODUCTIVELY I SPEND MY TIME WHEN I HAVE FINISHED MY WORK.)

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Ah, but less-than-grumpy Jeremy has secretly put his iPod on to play proper music through its headphones to the baby.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Because if he's going to go through all the work of bloody pregnancy, he's going to make sure his baby grows up with good taste in music, after all.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Sod the development, you can't start with Prog Rock early enough.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm very scared for this baby, now.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

It'll be the child of May and Clarkson. OF COURSE you should be scared.

Still, Hammond/Clarkson baby would be worse, because it would've burned the house down before it was even five.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

A Hammond/Clarkson baby would accidentally bring about the apocalypse while trying to make pretty explosions.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

And the parents would be so proud.