You realize that you have just implanted the vision of Richard Hammond with gigantic breasts in the brain of the person on your flist who can't stop turning him into a woman. Well, multiple women. And making them have sex with each other. Which is not hurt by adding large breasts.
I just had the slightly frightening realization that if Jeremy was told to write fanfic about his fellow presenters having homosexual sex, there's a one in four chance he'd decide to make them lesbians. Which means Jeremy Clarkson might very well write Richard Hammond as a woman/Richard Hammond as a woman.
And, if Jeremy was told to write a story with him and Richard having sex in it, there's a better than even chance he'd either turn Richard into a woman or a car.
I should come up with story ideas that are less mad than Jeremy Clarkson at some point, right?
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I just had the slightly frightening realization that if Jeremy was told to write fanfic about his fellow presenters having homosexual sex, there's a one in four chance he'd decide to make them lesbians. Which means Jeremy Clarkson might very well write Richard Hammond as a woman/Richard Hammond as a woman.
And, if Jeremy was told to write a story with him and Richard having sex in it, there's a better than even chance he'd either turn Richard into a woman or a car.
I should come up with story ideas that are less mad than Jeremy Clarkson at some point, right?