You Can't Really Give A Vibrator To Someone You Don't Know That Well.

[rionaleonhart]

To everyone who was at the meet-up yesterday (but, you know, especially Draco): I am very sorry for poisoning dracothelizard the evening before. She recovered a bit after having a rest and seemed fine when I saw her off at ridiculous o'clock this morning, so there's no need to worry. I hope you all (and, again, especially Draco) managed to enjoy the meet-up anyway; it did have zombie clone Pokémon and a terrifying gigantic spinny ride thing (I was actually hyperventilating just before it started) and drawings of happy smiling Pyramid Head and the rather impressive sight of a grown woman operating a sonic screwdriver using only her breasts, after all.

I have had a th_esaurus and a dracothelizard staying with me for the past couple of days, and I can tell you categorically that having two Internet people staying in your house is the most amazing thing in the world. We have decided, among other things, that Suzie from Torchwood really needs to team up with the Master, that people really need to write more Top Gear/Disney crossovers and that, erm, my brother is the Stig. Yes. Also that the Stargate SG-1 characters and the House characters are all parallels of each other, leading to the following exchange:

rionaleonhart: Cuddy is Hammond, obviously.
th_esaurus: ...okay, because I haven't watched SG-1 I'm just picturing Richard Hammond with gigantic breasts.
rionaleonhart: ...THAT IS NOW WHAT I AM GOING TO THINK OF WHENEVER I SEE 'HUDDY' AS A PAIRING NAME.

Comments

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

You realize that you have just implanted the vision of Richard Hammond with gigantic breasts in the brain of the person on your flist who can't stop turning him into a woman. Well, multiple women. And making them have sex with each other. Which is not hurt by adding large breasts.

I just had the slightly frightening realization that if Jeremy was told to write fanfic about his fellow presenters having homosexual sex, there's a one in four chance he'd decide to make them lesbians. Which means Jeremy Clarkson might very well write Richard Hammond as a woman/Richard Hammond as a woman.

And, if Jeremy was told to write a story with him and Richard having sex in it, there's a better than even chance he'd either turn Richard into a woman or a car.

I should come up with story ideas that are less mad than Jeremy Clarkson at some point, right?

[rionaleonhart]

Which means Jeremy Clarkson might very well write Richard Hammond as a woman/Richard Hammond as a woman.
And, if Jeremy was told to write a story with him and Richard having sex in it, there's a better than even chance he'd either turn Richard into a woman or a car.

I would very much like to read either or both of these and vote that you put them on your 'to write' list. Because not enough people write fanfiction 'by' the Top Gear presenters.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

You realize that if you know someone who comes up plot ideas mad enough to be plausibly conceived by Jeremy Clarkson, the last thing they need is encouragement?

[dancesontrains.livejournal.com]

Look at this post (http://community.livejournal.com/lifein1973/884246.html) at lifein1973! :D

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

I still maintain that the person who claimed to be Draco wasn't Draco.

I was expecting a labradoodle, damnit!

[yaminokurisu.livejournal.com]

The spinney thing was great - what a fabulous view! Glad to hear Draco is feeling better.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Did you see Crystal Skull? The one with Daniel's grandfather? 'cause, yeah, totally Chase's dad.