Okay, did anyone see Riona wind up on fire, in a hedge, or both during the great Top Gear Slash meetup? Because if not, we might have to conclude she is not, in fact, Jeremy Clarkson in a cunning disguise. Jeremy Clarkson can make surprisingly difficult things work (particularly amphibious trucks), but only if they're accompanied by the requisite quantity of disasters.

Also, should I read anything into how Riona's completely failed to deny that she's actually Jeremy Clarkson?