A Number Of People Have Said I Look Like Harry Potter...

[rionaleonhart]

BY THE WAY, JAMES MARSDEN AND JOHN BARROWMAN ARE THE SAME PERSON. I can't believe I haven't heard anyone suggesting this theory FACT FACT FACT before. THEIR SMILES ARE THE SAME. THEIR LAUGHS ARE THE SAME. IT IS FRIGHTENING.

It is moments like this when I become sad that I know almost nothing about actors, because otherwise I would be able to write... well, I don't know, something. Now that I think about it, The Adventures of John Barrowman and James Marsden (Who Are, By The Way, A Single Entity, So It's Really Just The Adventures Of John Marsden Or Something) doesn't seem quite as thrilling and epic an idea as when it was first conceived. Possibly it would be slightly more thrilling and epic if time-travel were involved. JAMES MARSDEN GOES BACK IN TIME TO MEET HIS PAST SELF AND TELLS SAID PAST SELF THAT NO, OF COURSE HE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON, HIS NAME IS 'JOHN'. The resulting events play out much like the 'Captain Jack Harkness' episode of Torchwood. Genius.

Of course, it wouldn't be a very original fanfic, as that is quite obviously what has happened in real life.

(Other secretly-the-same-people: John Simm and Jonty of the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain. James Sunderland (what is it about names beginning with 'J'?) and Robert Chase. thebaconfat and squeemu. dracothelizard and Top Gear Dog. Pyramid Head and draegonhawke. FEEL FREE TO CONTRIBUTE YOUR OWN THEORIES.

A few months ago, draegonhawke sent me a letter theorising that Barack Obama may be the Master, on the grounds that he had the smile and that she found herself liking him despite not quite being certain of his policies. As I find myself wanting him to win the US elections despite knowing practically nothing about him, I think I may have to agree.)

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[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Okay, did anyone see Riona wind up on fire, in a hedge, or both during the great Top Gear Slash meetup? Because if not, we might have to conclude she is not, in fact, Jeremy Clarkson in a cunning disguise. Jeremy Clarkson can make surprisingly difficult things work (particularly amphibious trucks), but only if they're accompanied by the requisite quantity of disasters.

Also, should I read anything into how Riona's completely failed to deny that she's actually Jeremy Clarkson?

[rionaleonhart]

Well, I did manage to ruin the meetup a bit by making Draco horribly ill.