Ahaha, awww, that's kinda cute. :D I can totally beat you in embarrassing- I discovered fic when I was twelve, and immediately started writing about the epic romance between James from Pokemon and a magical girl called Angel, who had perfect white angel wings, and had Mew. Then they had babies (James and Angel, I mean, not James and Mew. Though, looking back, one of their children may actually have had ~*so kawaii*~ cat ears...).

At least this all had the grace to happen before ff.net was around, so all traces of my opus retardus disappeared from the net along with the angelfire TeAm RoCkEt shrine it was on.