Well, my Fanfiction.net (http://www.fanfiction.net/~dracothelizard) profile has plenty of embarrassing stuff. There's 'why not to get drunk' in which Vegeta gets drunk because Bulma kicked him out. And I steal quotes from Men Behaving Badly. There's also 'Raditz' arrival, with a little twist', in which Goku dies 2 minutes too early because he once smoked a cigarette, meaning he can't nobly sacrifice himself to save the Earth, and all this because I heard every cigarette takes 2 minutes from your life.
And as for Pokemon, well, I have 'New mottos', in which it's Team Rocket versus Ash, Misty and Brock as to who can have the best team motto.
As for my first fanfic, man, it was EPIC. It was friend I had inserted in there rather than myself, at least, and it involved her being captured by two evil wizards (Billy Corgan, singer in The Smashing Pumpkins and Daniel Jones, musician from Savage Garden) and an evil knight (Darren Hayes from Savage Garden) and two knights (played by the friend's favourite Dutch musicians) were going to save her. It also involved Pikachu electrocuting Darren and then Darren got SOMEHOW turned into a small yippy dog, which the friend decided to keep as a wedding present, since obviously she was going to marry the knight who had saved her! EPIC I TELL YOU.
THERE WAS ALSO A SEQUEL involving Darren's revenge and being turned back into a human again and some things, in which I am an EVIL WITCH except that I am under evil mind control from Tarabas, also an evil wizard (and also really, really hot in Fantaghiro) and eventually I become a good person and run off into the sunset with Daniel.
The best thing of it all? It's entirely in Dutch and not on the internet!
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Well, my Fanfiction.net (http://www.fanfiction.net/~dracothelizard) profile has plenty of embarrassing stuff. There's 'why not to get drunk' in which Vegeta gets drunk because Bulma kicked him out. And I steal quotes from Men Behaving Badly. There's also 'Raditz' arrival, with a little twist', in which Goku dies 2 minutes too early because he once smoked a cigarette, meaning he can't nobly sacrifice himself to save the Earth, and all this because I heard every cigarette takes 2 minutes from your life.
And as for Pokemon, well, I have 'New mottos', in which it's Team Rocket versus Ash, Misty and Brock as to who can have the best team motto.
As for my first fanfic, man, it was EPIC. It was friend I had inserted in there rather than myself, at least, and it involved her being captured by two evil wizards (Billy Corgan, singer in The Smashing Pumpkins and Daniel Jones, musician from Savage Garden) and an evil knight (Darren Hayes from Savage Garden) and two knights (played by the friend's favourite Dutch musicians) were going to save her. It also involved Pikachu electrocuting Darren and then Darren got SOMEHOW turned into a small yippy dog, which the friend decided to keep as a wedding present, since obviously she was going to marry the knight who had saved her! EPIC I TELL YOU.
THERE WAS ALSO A SEQUEL involving Darren's revenge and being turned back into a human again and some things, in which I am an EVIL WITCH except that I am under evil mind control from Tarabas, also an evil wizard (and also really, really hot in Fantaghiro) and eventually I become a good person and run off into the sunset with Daniel.
The best thing of it all? It's entirely in Dutch and not on the internet!