It's not anything I actually came up with, though. I wrote them, but the terrible plots and characters weren't mine.
... You know, to this day I'm not entirely sure. Some monstrous thing with Cloud having been discharged from SOLDIER and marrying Aeris (who'd been pregnant but the thing died) after Zack was killed somehow (Nibelheim was actually caused by the other person's self-insert character going insane or... something, I do not know), and Sephiroth stood around angsting a lot, though to be fair the angst provided me with the most wounding insult ever. SOCIAL REJECT. (I have been known to shout that whoever I am speaking to is a social reject whenever in an "argument" with them.)
(Scenario: Sephiroth is standing in a room, staring out the window at the snow, and being generally woeful. Everyone insulted him! THEY CALLED HIM NAMES. Names like freak, and monster, and demon! And social reject! NOOOOO!!! LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIIIVIIIING! I laughed until I could not breathe.)
Anyway, the self-insert (and then she wanted me and the other writer to create characters, too! They could be Shinra's SUPER SECRET PROJECT. I said mine could be a secretary and should be killed in a nonglorious manner because no one deserved to be trapped in such a story) was going to take over Sephiroth's role, because Aeris and Sephiroth were going to hook up because Cloud was cheating on Aeris with TAHT HOR TIFA OMG EVOL.
I was trying to get the main author to rework the plot again (third or fourth time? I didn't count. It got slightly better each time, at least) into something that made some sort of sense when she disappeared and was never heard from again. Probably for the best, that.
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... You know, to this day I'm not entirely sure. Some monstrous thing with Cloud having been discharged from SOLDIER and marrying Aeris (who'd been pregnant but the thing died) after Zack was killed somehow (Nibelheim was actually caused by the other person's self-insert character going insane or... something, I do not know), and Sephiroth stood around angsting a lot, though to be fair the angst provided me with the most wounding insult ever. SOCIAL REJECT. (I have been known to shout that whoever I am speaking to is a social reject whenever in an "argument" with them.)
(Scenario: Sephiroth is standing in a room, staring out the window at the snow, and being generally woeful. Everyone insulted him! THEY CALLED HIM NAMES. Names like freak, and monster, and demon! And social reject! NOOOOO!!! LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIIIVIIIING! I laughed until I could not breathe.)
Anyway, the self-insert (and then she wanted me and the other writer to create characters, too! They could be Shinra's SUPER SECRET PROJECT. I said mine could be a secretary and should be killed in a nonglorious manner
because no one deserved to be trapped in such a story) was going to take over Sephiroth's role, because Aeris and Sephiroth were going to hook up because Cloud was cheating on Aeris with TAHT HOR TIFA OMG EVOL.I was trying to get the main author to rework the plot again (third or fourth time? I didn't count. It got slightly better each time, at least) into something that made some sort of sense when she disappeared and was never heard from again. Probably for the best, that.