Has it really only been seven years? I swear to God, it feels like Kelly-Ann's been making my job that little bit more painful since time began.

Maybe she's been around for a while - and by 'a while' I mean 'long enough to completely destroy my will to do anything other than scream and throw bricks at people' - but being a newbie isn't about actually being new so much as a state of mind. Tina may have become an attending - God knows how - but can you look me in the eye and honestly tell me that she's any less naïve, any less inane, any less goddamn annoying than she was the day she first walked through those doors?

(For your sake, I'm going to pretend I didn't read that. But only if you get out of here right now and never talk to me again.)