...I have neither read nor seen Fight Club how am I supposed to do this?
Once upon a time there was a man (probably) named Tyler (almost certainly), and let's say he was belligerent (because he's from something called Fight Club, it's probably not about frolicking crystal unicorns), and he met a man (and I'm sure about this one) named Seifer, and naturally they got into a fight, and one of them (whoever would be the more likely of the two of them, I guess) probably ended up with a broken nose, and Tyler may or may not have got a Hyperion through the chest (which is never a good thing), and it was really an unbalanced fight because Seifer had a weapon (unless Tyler did - I don't know how they fight in Fight Club), and then they danced.
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Once upon a time there was a man (probably) named Tyler (almost certainly), and let's say he was belligerent (because he's from something called Fight Club, it's probably not about frolicking crystal unicorns), and he met a man (and I'm sure about this one) named Seifer, and naturally they got into a fight, and one of them (whoever would be the more likely of the two of them, I guess) probably ended up with a broken nose, and Tyler may or may not have got a Hyperion through the chest (which is never a good thing), and it was really an unbalanced fight because Seifer had a weapon (unless Tyler did - I don't know how they fight in Fight Club), and then they danced.