"That sheriff back there was very attractive, wasn't she?"
"Mom!"
"I'm just saying. You have to love a woman in uniform."
"Mom, stop it!"
"You know, your father worked in law enforcement for a bit. He looked quite handsome with his badge. Funny story how we met. One of the other deputies was the sexiest woman I'd ever seen, and..."
"I swear, Mom, I will jump out of the car if you don't stop talking."