To Be Honest, I'm Less Embarrassed By High School Musical.

[rionaleonhart]

It's - it's wrong to sort of want to write a Supernatural/Camp Rock crossover purely so I can title it 'Bad Day at Camp Rock', isn't it?

Because it would be an absolute atrocity and therefore I cannot actually write it, here is how it would hypothetically go:

- Shane Gray, cynical singer and kind of a git, is instructing at Camp Rock, summer music camp or whatever it's supposed to be.
- When hiding from fangirls, he hears someone singing. It reminds him of what he used to love about music. Awww.
- No, not because it's good. Because it's appallingly bad, but the singer is obviously having an enormous amount of fun anyway.
- He must find the mysterious inspirational singer! Surely it must be true love!
- He hopes that the mysterious singer will show up at Final Jam, but, alas, she does not. Which he can't say he didn't see coming, because she's, you know, terrible. Alas regardless!
- When he is wandering angstily through the nearby woods that night, he suddenly hears the decidedly non-angelic voice again! He rushes through the trees, and—
- Oh, okay, it's a dude. That kind of didn't occur to Shane. I mean, it was kind of a manly voice, now that he thinks about it, but when he heard the inspirational singing he knew it was love at first, er, hearing, and he'd kind of expected his true love to be a girl.
- Also, the dude seems to be digging up a body and preparing to set it on fire.
- Still, whatever. It's kind of a shock, but maybe Shane can work through the 'not a girl' thing. At least his mystery singer looks just about feminine enough for him to get past it.
- SHANE AND DEAN: TRUE LOVE FOR EVER.


(ALTERNATIVE TWIST ENDING:
- Also, the dude seems to be digging up a body and preparing to set it on fire.
- What the hell, the body kind of looks like Shane.
- Oh shi—



- The Winchesters return to the car, another haunting solved.
- Also, Dean probably has sex with Tess.)

Comments

[thrennion.livejournal.com]

You should totally write that. I'm not really aware of the two shows (as ya know), but write that. It's just too insane not to happen.
Incidentally, whenever I'd heard about Camp Rock before, I'd always thought people were talking about, or advertising, rock music that was, well... camp.

[rionaleonhart]

I CAN'T WRITE CAMP ROCK FANFICTION. IT WOULD BE THE DESTRUCTION OF THE LAST SHRED OF DIGNITY I HAVE.

I'd always thought people were talking about, or advertising, rock music that was, well... camp.

That's pretty much what I think of every time I write 'Camp Rock', too.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

Q ABOUT CAMP ROCK:

Are the Jonas Bros playing themselves or playing characters? I JUST WANTED TO KNOW. IT'S NOT LIKE I AM EVER GOING TO WATCH IT.




O, RIONA >:

[rionaleonhart]

Well, as I assume the Jonas brothers have the surname 'Jonas' in real life, I think they must be playing characters.


...she says, as if she hadn't looked up Camp Rock on Wikipedia immediately after watching it. Yes, they're playing characters. I'M SO ASHAMED.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

You SHOULD be ashamed.

[rieyll.livejournal.com]

Hee!

I've never watched Camp Rock, so I have no idea who Shane is (the hottie main character, I presume?) but this is great crack! In bullet form too!

[rionaleonhart]

Glad to amuse! Regarding Shane: you are correct! (Er, not watching Camp Rock is probably a good idea.)

[maestro1123.livejournal.com]

ACTUAL LOLS

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it make more sense to have the inspirational singer be the ghost of some girl, and then you can sort of do that episode of Pokemon where James and Brock fell in love with the ghostgirl (except wasn't that secretly a Ghastly? Yeah, you probably shouldn't put that bit in a Camp Rock/Supernatural crossover) and then Dean and Sam come to deal with the ghostgirl, and Dean eventually convinces Shane to give up his crush on the ghostgirl.

Through sex.

[rionaleonhart]

I think that Pokémon are the ideal unexpected addition to a Camp Rock/Supernatural crossover.

And yes, that probably makes more sense. I just went with the option that involved more Dean-singing, because I love it when Dean sings. Besides, it's a Camp Rock/Supernatural crossover idea. Any chance of its making sense went out of the window long ago.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Dean can try singing to get Shane to ignore the singing from the ghostgirl? Because obviously Dean thinks he's WAY better at singing than the ghostgirl.

[johnnypurple.livejournal.com]

My eyes skimmed down this post and caught on something near the bottom, something which seemed to read: "SAM AND DEAN: TRUE LOVE FOR EVER." And I was all \o/ and :D and OMG Riona's been cured *ahem* I mean, she's... er...

Anyway, my mistake. Nothing. As you were, as you were.

I don't know 'Camp Rock' but I have seen what could possibly be a poster for it at tram stops. It looks truly appalling. Who is Tess?

PS. Your favourite SPN femmeslash pairing? Just because I'm thinking... I want to... er... It's research. ;D

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Supernatural fandom's knee-deep in Wincest fans. Why can you not find more people to squee/share vids and pics/get to read your fic? I'd think it would be easy.

Also, Ellen needs femmeslash.

[rionaleonhart]

Hee! Sorry to disappoint you, but their love is still brotherly in my eyes.

It is truly appalling. It is incredibly formulaic and character development is rushed and there are a couple of songs with no redeeming value whatsoever. But I enjoyed it on some as yet unclear level anyway. (Tess is the hot, controlling girl who sabotages people who she perceives as a musical threat. You know the character type.)

And, er, SPN femmeslash? The problem is that Supernatural's recurring female characters tend not to interact with each other, with the exception of Ellen and Jo, and, yeah, no. But Ruby/Bela could be amazing. They could mock the Winchesters together.

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUPERNATURAL OR CAMP ROCK

BUT THE MENTAL IMAGE OF ANYONE DIGGING UP A BODY WHILE SINGING IS AMAZING

and i can totally see balthier doing it.
he'd probably sing something like 'bright side of life' or, y'know, that other monty python one. I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS THERE THEY ARE A-STANDING IN A ROW

[rionaleonhart]

The Winchesters do quite a lot of grave-digging, so I'm sure sometimes Dean starts singing to pass the time. And Sam will glare and say 'THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL, DEAN', and Dean will say 'Oh, yeah, and burning the guy's totally not' and go back to vocally butchering the guitar solo.

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

JUST SO YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO PROD YOU INTO WRITING THIS BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY AND SHOULD BE WRITTEN.

[rionaleonhart]

IT CANNOT BE WRITTEN. IT'S STUPID. IT'S NOT EVEN THE GOOD SORT OF STUPID.

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

<33333

...Yes, I know, I am astoundedly articulate, aren't I?

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

You should write it!

The alternative twist ending would be less embarrassing, but the first ending would be funnier. I'm trying to picture Dean's reaction to a guy going "I heard you sing and I'm in love now!"

Also, Dean should be a truly terrible singer! Clearly, that's the truth.

[rionaleonhart]

I'm trying to picture Dean's reaction to a guy going "I heard you sing and I'm in love now!"

Ahahaha, his expression would be a thing of beauty. Such a pity that 'Bad Day at Camp Rock' is unlikely to be filmed as a Supernatural episode. And by 'pity', of course, I mean enormous relief.

Well, we've seen Dean singing in 'Simon Said' and 'No Rest for the Wicked', right? Oh, and wasn't there some singing in 'A Very Supernatural Christmas'? THE WINCHESTERS ARE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIBLE SINGERS AND THEY SHOULD ABUSE OUR EARDRUMS SO MUCH MORE.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

What the hell, the body kind of looks like Shane.

When I first glanced over this entry on my flist, I thought you were talking about a SPN/Shane (the Western) crossover, and I was going to be all for that shit.

:(

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

I think, at this point, there is really only one thing to say.



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[slasherfersure.livejournal.com]

Lol.

I'd read it. (:

[rionaleonhart]

Hee! You're welcome to write it; I can't. I'm fairly sure that writing Camp Rock fanfiction will completely destroy the last shreds of respectability I've managed to hold on to.

Also, hello! I think you've commented on a few of my Scrubs fics, but I don't think I've seen you in my journal before.