We're not bad people as long as we stick to tormenting fictional people. That's not bad, it's just artistic.

And see, this is why other people should write it! Because they don't have my irrational hangups! And because I didn't get to know newbie1990 and her awesomeness nearly as well as I liked before she had to leave the internet.

Dammit, other people, write my ideas for me!

I heartily approve of your Sam/Ruby idea.