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rionaleonhart) wrote2008-10-19 04:06 pm
rionaleonhart) wrote2008-10-19 04:06 pm
There's A Reason For All The CMMpreg. It's Just Not A Good Reason.
I just discovered the following in one of my notebooks, presumably scribbled down after we heard that Jensen and Jared had moved in together but before it was confirmed that Jensen moved into Jared's place, rather than the other way around:
Jared and Jensen are clearly living together because Jared went to take refuge at Jensen's whilst Chad was pregnantly loafing around his place and somehow Jared never got around to leaving.
I really want this to be true. But Jensen moved into Jared's place! Alas! So I'm going to revise my personal canon to say that a pregnant Chad Michael Murray proved too much for Jared to handle, and so Jensen moved in to help keep Jared sane. At the expense of his own sanity, of course, because it's not like Jensen wants to be around a pregnant dude.
Also in my personal Jensen-and-Jared canon is the following extract, from a fic that may never be written:
They've only been living in the same house for four days, and already Jensen has learned things about Jared he doesn't think he ever needed to know. Like how Jared, after stumbling home late at night, will immediately go to sleep on the nearest available surface, with no regard whatsoever for whether there is a Jensen there or not. Like how Jared takes showers at two in the morning, sings appallingly, and somehow uses up three full-size bath towels getting himself dry.
One morning, Jensen wakes up and goes to have breakfast, only to discover that Jared has become bored with having all the cereal boxes in one cupboard and rearranged all their food alphabetically during the night. Twizzlers and tomatoes nestle together. It makes no goddamn sense, but apparently that's not enough of an excuse when Jared catches Jensen trying to sneak the canned goods back into the 'A to E' cupboard.
Come! Tell me about the way you imagine the Ackles-and-Padalecki household! Or just glee about the fact that we can actually say 'Ackles-and-Padalecki household'; that works too.
Jared and Jensen are clearly living together because Jared went to take refuge at Jensen's whilst Chad was pregnantly loafing around his place and somehow Jared never got around to leaving.
I really want this to be true. But Jensen moved into Jared's place! Alas! So I'm going to revise my personal canon to say that a pregnant Chad Michael Murray proved too much for Jared to handle, and so Jensen moved in to help keep Jared sane. At the expense of his own sanity, of course, because it's not like Jensen wants to be around a pregnant dude.
Also in my personal Jensen-and-Jared canon is the following extract, from a fic that may never be written:
They've only been living in the same house for four days, and already Jensen has learned things about Jared he doesn't think he ever needed to know. Like how Jared, after stumbling home late at night, will immediately go to sleep on the nearest available surface, with no regard whatsoever for whether there is a Jensen there or not. Like how Jared takes showers at two in the morning, sings appallingly, and somehow uses up three full-size bath towels getting himself dry.
One morning, Jensen wakes up and goes to have breakfast, only to discover that Jared has become bored with having all the cereal boxes in one cupboard and rearranged all their food alphabetically during the night. Twizzlers and tomatoes nestle together. It makes no goddamn sense, but apparently that's not enough of an excuse when Jared catches Jensen trying to sneak the canned goods back into the 'A to E' cupboard.
Come! Tell me about the way you imagine the Ackles-and-Padalecki household! Or just glee about the fact that we can actually say 'Ackles-and-Padalecki household'; that works too.