I Could Be Shaking My Head Right Now.

[rionaleonhart]

I have been rewatching second-season episodes of House! And I've never really read much House fanfiction, but there are a couple of fics that I think I would pounce on and devour like a starving wolf (that, er, eats fanfiction) if anyone were to write them:


- In 'Skin Deep', when the patient has anterograde amnesia, I firmly believe that the scene should have gone like this:

Alex: Huh. I got the cute doctor.
Chase: (smiles and moves away)
Alex: Are you mad at me, daddy? I let you down. (et cetera, et cetera...)
Chase: (comes back into view)
Alex: Huh. I got the cute doctor.
Chase: (frowns)
Alex: Are you mad at me, daddy? I let you down.
Alex's Dad: What's going on?
Chase: We're caught in a time loop!

(reipan suggests 'We must be near a white hole!', which also works and has the added bonus of being a Red Dwarf reference.)

Seriously*, every show ostensibly set in the 'real world' would be improved by having at least one episode in which something completely science-fictiony happens with no explanation. But the writers missed a perfect opportunity here, so we must resort to fanfiction.


- In 'Clueless', at the end, when the woman is being escorted from the hospital, Cameron and Cuddy walk up together and watch. As the doors swing closed, they give each other such a buddy-cop look.

CAMERON AND CUDDY AS BUDDY COPS.

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT WOULDN'T BE AMAZING. I WOULD READ THAT FIC. I WOULD READ IT A MILLION TIMES.


* I am not actually being that serious. But it would be a lot of fun.

Please don't mention anything about House episodes following the second episode of season five in the comments!

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[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

And of course, Jeremy will say something about how I gush over the Stig. And I'll be wearing my 'Moar Stig' t-shirt (which I'm totally going to make) in the car part, and Jeremy will point it out in the interview.

I like the idea of explaining the idea of Topgearslash to them, and at some point in the conersation one of them mentions a fic that I haven't told them about, proving that they already know about it.