Oh no! I don't have enough creativity or confidence to try to write you something, but I hope you (and everyone else who mistakenly clicked, of course) don't lose anything! I was a bit worried when I had a hacking scare, so I will be over here thinking hopeful, happy thoughts for everyone involved (except the hackers, who can just, I don't know, fall in a hole and twist their ankles or something), at least.