I Dreamt I Was A Moron.

[rionaleonhart]

Picked up Final Fantasy VIII for the first time in a while a couple of days ago, and oh man I had forgotten how much I loved Laguna. 'CHILL, GUYS, ALL THE COOL PEOPLE PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.' Oh, Laguna, you are hopeless.

(I had also forgotten how ridiculously overcomplicated the stat system was. IT'S ALL RIGHT, FINAL FANTASY VIII; I LOVE YOU DESPITE YOUR MANY FLAWS.)


rionaleonhart: I would actually love to watch the Top Gear team play Monopoly.
rionaleonhart: They would be terrible at it.
rionaleonhart: The board would somehow end up on fire.
wanttobeatree: obviously jeremy would insist on being the car
rionaleonhart: Richard would steal from the bank whenever he thought the others weren't looking.
wanttobeatree: james is winning and he's very, very smug about it
wanttobeatree: that's when the board sets alight and his hotels melt
rionaleonhart: He keeps insisting on alterations to the rules to make it more like real-life mortgaging.
wanttobeatree: eventually he performs a citizen's arrest on richard for stealing
rionaleonhart: The board probably catches fire from the sheer hatred of Jeremy and Richard.
wanttobeatree: or jeremy just chooses to torch it rather than lose
rionaleonhart: "YOU CAN'T KEEP MAKING UP RULES, JAMES."
rionaleonhart: And then James would pull out a law book to show that the rules do exist, just... not generally in Monopoly.
rionaleonhart: When James next lands on one of Jeremy's stations, Jeremy insists on making him wait on the platform for half an hour, for 'realism'.
wanttobeatree: ahahahhaaa
rionaleonhart: ...okay, seriously, why doesn't this fic exist?
wanttobeatree: they end up throwing the dice at each other
wanttobeatree: I DON'T KNW
rionaleonhart: They probably start out throwing the dice at each other.
wanttobeatree: this is very true

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