Therefore, Shakespeare Is Sophocles.

[rionaleonhart]

You'd think I'd have realised that my last day of term would probably involve a boss battle, but no: I missed the background music ominously stopping, thought nothing of the fact that the save crystal would no longer let me board the airship, and it was only when I walked into the IT centre to print out my essays and a girl informed me that every printer on campus had simultaneously stopped working that I realised this wasn't going to be a breather level.

A BREATHER LEVEL WOULD REALLY HAVE BEEN APPRECIATED AFTER THE 'YOU HAVE THREE ASSIGNMENTS DUE ON WEDNESDAY' STAGE, UNIVERSITY OF SUSSEX DEVELOPERS. How do I adjust the difficulty on this thing?

Anyway! I eventually managed to defeat Actually Handing The Bloody Things In, the final form of Essayroth, and as a reward I am going to repost my favourite meme ever. I can't believe I haven't posted it in over a year.


Give me a prompt, and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. Multiple requests are more than welcome!


Please feel free to request from any fandom with which you know I am familiar! You may also request fandoms with which I am not familiar, if you really want to, but in that case I am probably just going to make things up.

Comments

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who/Withnail and I crossover.

*giggles slightly at Mario!Riona mental image*

[rionaleonhart]

"What is your name, anyway?" Withnail asked irritably one evening, and he laughed, not entirely surprised that it had taken so many years of friendship for the question to come up, and replied, "Perhaps I don't have one."


(And then they had amazing adventures through time and space and Withnail was simultaneously the best and the worst companion ever, but that wouldn't fit in a single sentence.)

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

Richard/Oliver! I don't even know about a prompt, but Richard/Oliver!

[rionaleonhart]

"I'm sorry," Richard muttered, "the Daytona was just a fling, I swear, I'd never replace you," and many miles away Jeremy, who had hidden microphones in Oliver weeks ago, very nearly laughed himself unconscious.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Woo! You beat Essayroth! Awesome!

Prompts:

Sam 'n' Dean. Wings.

Bela meets Ruby.

Bela meets Castiel.

Castiel 'n' Uriel in history.

Alice from Twilight meets Jeremy Clarkson.

Alice from Twilight steals Richard's Porsche.

TARDIS/Impala.

Pyramid Head in a musical.

Dean Winchester in Silent Hill.

Dean goes back to 1973 again, and this time he's in Manchester with entirely the wrong Sam.

Sam Tyler in Silent Hill.

Top Gear boys in Portal.

Top Gear boys in University of Sussex: the video game.

[rionaleonhart]

Top Gear boys in University of Sussex: the video game.

It turned out that the printers were not working because they were all on fire.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Also, let me try to logic this one out:

Cats drink milk.

Sophocles drinks milk.

Therefore Sophocles is a cat.

Shakespeare is a cat.

Therefore Shakespeare is Sophocles.

Am I right?

[rionaleonhart]

The logic that actually led to it in my Tragedy seminar today:

Shakespeare is more philosophical than Seneca.

Sophocles is more philosophical than Seneca.

Therefore, Shakespeare is Sophocles.

[culf.livejournal.com]

This sounds like the logic of the play Erasmus Montanus.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

T-bag in Narnia.

The Top Gear team road test the Torchwood SUV.

[rionaleonhart]

T-bag in Narnia

THIS IS A HORRIBLE PROMPT


Mr Tumnus was gone, and she was still kneeling in his ruined house when the soft, unfamiliar voice came from behind her: "Oh, I do hate to see a pretty girl cry."

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I so identify with you in that. I even got the guide but it's totally useless. Really poor level design.

[culf.livejournal.com]

Why does your icon look so much like a drawing of Gene Hunt?

[culf.livejournal.com]

I'd like a fic where Doyle confronts Bodie about knocking a woman up. (Fandom is The Professionals, if you didn't know, and Bodie is the one kissing Doyle in the icon.)

[rionaleonhart]

"I can't believe you did that," Doyle possibly said, and Bodie, assuming he was the sort to say such a thing and indeed the sort to notice the hair's ridiculousness, retorted with, "Well, you have ridiculous hair."

[lotus0kid.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! I have one last final to breeze through tomorrow and I'm done. Also, I sold back most of my textbooks and made BANK. *celebrates*

Prompt: Any one/more of the Top Gear boys meet Appa.

[rionaleonhart]

I hope your final went well! Or... goes well. GENERAL WELL-WISHES, ANYWAY.


It was huge; it could have swallowed Hammond whole, and so Jeremy, of course, promptly went about trying to persuade it to do just that.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

This is not directed at you, I promise, but I have suddenly realised that everyone - everyone - leaves work until the last minute, and that is really shocking to me? Why...why not do it a few days or weeks before the deadline? So that...you don't have to worry about it the night before? I want to say this to people but I feel like I'm the one who works weirdly because of it )8

[rionaleonhart]

Well, I don't think your course works in quite the same way as mine; you seem to know what you'll be working on from the beginning of term, but we're often not actually given our essay titles until a week or two before the essays are due in.

I'll confess that I have always been a bit last-minutey anyway; I just find it easier to motivate myself when I have a deadline looming up in front of me with its Pac-Man-like mouth agape. I was better than usual this time, but I think that's largely because one of my assignments was 'write a short story', which was something I could really enjoy.

[timydamonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I thought we had it bad - two essays due in one day, one due in three days later (they had pity on us) plus having to read a book on average 300 pages (the one that week, naturally, was 500) a week.

Oh, university.

I'll try and think up something for the meme later...

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

One or all of the TG4 meets the Doctor Who version of Shakespeare post that episode.

Also, I want to see you Make Things Up with Kiff/Sabine in the Pokemon world.

Not my meme, sorry

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Kiff was fairly sure Sabine was swearing at the little red lizard thing with its tail on fire, but he didn't know German, so the only word he could make out was "Jeremy".

Any or all of them, I don't mind which ones you pick :) Or combine them! XD

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

I should add - I don't have any real prompts so I'm leaving it up to you.

Top Gear

Pyramid Head

Supernatural

Pokemon

Zoombinis

[serriadh.livejournal.com]

Gene Hunt meets the Tenth Doctor

Stephen Fry and Gene Hunt meet in a pub, possibly with Alan Davies as well

Stephen Fry totally PWNS Hermione Granger

Han Solo has a little chat with Severus Snape

[thrennion.livejournal.com]

RE PROMPTS:

The High School Musical gang, after years of travelling across the land searching far and wide, make it to the Pokémon League.

Jeremy Clarkson is a member of the Elite Four.

As is Dean Winchester.

[rionaleonhart]

The High School Musical gang, after years of travelling across the land searching far and wide, make it to the Pokémon League.

THIS IS AMAZING

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL AND POKÉMON WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL

I AM NOT SURE A MERE SENTENCE CAN CONTAIN THE BEAUTY OF THIS IDEA

[invisiblecake.livejournal.com]

Um... James May is the 11th Doctor! Because it's trufax!

[invisiblecake.livejournal.com]

Also, I hate printers and their breaking! We have nice ones in the school, but they are expensive to use, and MY printer would work just fine, except that I am out of ink, and unable to buy more at the moment, or at least not in time to be able to finish up my HW with it.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

Delaware Singer has an accident and wakes up in 1973. Is he mad, in a coma, or back in time?

I continue to write other people's prompts. And cheat.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

"I'm dead," Della giggled out, ignoring Dean's dirty looks, "I'm dead, Kansas in the seventies really was Hell, and eternal torment is being stuck with the ghost of Dean Winchester."

He didn't stop until the angel appeared.

any or all

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

James/Jeremy/Richard: PICK-AXE.
Ryan/Chad: WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION.
Troy/AU-where-Troy-is-a-girl!Troy: KNICKERS USED AS A HAT.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

AVATAR! Aang asks Sokka about girls and how to flirt with them.

AVATAR! Toph decides to tell Aang how to flirt with girls, because she feels Sokka's advice was useless.

TOP GEAR! Jeremy is a Firebender.

SUPERNATURAL! Sam is an Earthbender.

TOP GEAR/SUPERNATURAL! Jeremy the Firebender and Sam the Eartbender meet.

Also, broken printers are EVIL. I am so glad I've got my own printer now.

[invisiblecake.livejournal.com]

ALL OF THESE!

[hold-onhope.livejournal.com]

Turns out Dean Winchester is actually a Time Lord. (And you know what that means for the Impala - bigger on the inside.)

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

[All your fandoms]/Silent Hill

GO!