Proposing A Happiness Post.

[rionaleonhart]

House-hunting is a miserable, miserable process, especially when the temperature is below freezing. I spent all of yesterday house-hunting, I'm going to spend all of today house-hunting, and there's a fair chance I'm going to spend all of tomorrow house-hunting as well. Term starts on Monday, and if I don't have a place by then I'm in quite a lot of trouble.

I am not just posting to whine; what I am doing is proposing a cheer-up post. Write little fun snippets of fic in the comments! Attempt the ridiculous crossover you've always wanted to see! Edit Pokémon into screenshots of very serious moments! Post a link to a video that makes you laugh! Just post something fun or something that makes you happy in the comments. It will give me something to look forward to when I get home, and with any luck it will help anyone else who needs cheering-up as well.

Have fun!

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Warnining: slight swearing and high levels of Chad

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Della wasn't entirely sure how he'd gotten stuck helping out this Chad guy. He'd had the fight with Sam, and wanted to get away for a stretch, and Chad had turned up in need of help. Really in need of help.

The pregnancy was one thing. Della could cope with the pregnancy. He'd been on the road a lot, and seen more than one hunter get in the family way with the thing they were supposed to be hunting. And not all of the creatures that could impregnate you cared if you had the right kind of reproductive system to begin with.

So a man being pregnant by a vampire wasn't that weird. What was weird was the costume.

Chad ran around everywhere in a pair of long johns, wearing a fuzzy pink-and-white baby blanket tied around his neck. At some point, he'd scribbled "CMM" on the front of the long johns in glitter paint. And he'd jump out in that outfit, trying to thwart crime by shouting "Lo, the Chad Avenger has arrived! Mend your ways, evil-doer, or fear my wrath!"

Okay, so it was kind of funny when he did that to litterers. As long as they didn't punch him too hard.

Della had stepped in a few times to bail Chad out, when he went after someone more dangerous than that lady who kept dropping her gum wrappers. After Chad tried to stop the mugger with a combination of shouting and dramatic posing, Della did the sensible thing and invested in an enormous fucking gun. It worked; most people looked at that thing and ran.

"Come here, my loyal sidekick!" Chad waved to Della.

"Yeah?" Della stepped closer.

"Our darkest hour is upon us. I fear I must face my arch-nemesisisis. If you wish to flee and save yourself, I will think no less of you."

Della wasn't going to run. Chad would get himself killed without Della to look after him. "Who's the arch-whatever?"

"Nemesisisis...is. He is...a vampire!"

"Cool!" Della had always wanted to see a vampire. He'd been so jealous when he'd found out that Sam had gotten to go after them twice.

"Cold to the touch. His very skin is like marble. And he sparkles like a diamond in the sunlight."

"Vampires...sparkle?" Della frowned. His dad had never told him that.

"Indeed they do!" Chad nodded. "Don't let them dazzle you, though. I did, and look what happened to me!" He pointed to his pregnant belly.

"So this is the vampire who knocked you up?" And apparently, arch-nemiwhatever meant 'ex-boyfriend'. Della could roll with that. "You want to kick his ass? Maybe get some child-support payments?"

"I want to thwart him utterly!" Chad tried for a dramatic look. He still wasn't very good at them. "I want to strike fear into his cruelly handsome features! I want to make Lucas Scott fear the day he was born!"