You are amazing, and I feel this is clear proof that there is just not enough Logical Journey of the Zoombinis fanfiction in the world.

I rather like poor, longsuffering Fabius Bile. Even if he is trying to capture Zoombiniton. "While your solution has a certain simple Gordian elegance to it," Bile said, watching the bridges fall into the chasm, "it lacks that practical flair." Amazing!

Also, I love Ork logic.